- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Whats green? The color green.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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