A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

._____________________. Whale!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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