- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Actually it was me Josh brown

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

oh hey.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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