- Anti Joke

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind