what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Bitch

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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