- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's long and black The unemployment line

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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