- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Homosexualism is so gay man

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