- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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