- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Hi, my name is Jake.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

The chickens have become self-aware!

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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