- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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