- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's 9 + 10 19

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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