An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

The chickens have become self-aware!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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