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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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