- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What are annoying? Ads.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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