Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

5 people are walking

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

i hate non minorities!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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