HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Caramel Boing.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You're so sweet I have diabetes

obama

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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