My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Heskey time.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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