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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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