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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

This is a joke.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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