- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Hail Hitler

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Donald Trump

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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