- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

say it ten times fast: oh

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

sky's sty

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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