- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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