theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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