I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Chris is hairy

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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