- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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