How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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