- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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