Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

AIDS.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Ross.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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