- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

poop.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

david what a baghead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??