- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the dog die? He was old

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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