- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Your gay

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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