- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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