What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A house comes around the corner.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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