- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

N-E Pats never cheated

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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