ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Katy Perry

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Jebron Lames.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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