- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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