- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

why girl die cancer

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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