What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Good job, son.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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