A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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