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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

why girl die cancer

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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