- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Knock Knock. Doors open

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A bar walks into a man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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