- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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