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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Black people.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

fish fishy caoimhin

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's your blood type? Red.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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