- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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