Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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