What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Julian Ha.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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