- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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