What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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