- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How high is the sky? True or False

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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