- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

what do you call your mom? mom

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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