Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Read a Book.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Homo say what?

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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