What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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robin, get in the car.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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