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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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