Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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