- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

guy walks into a bar, ouch

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Julian Ha.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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