- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Women's rights.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Neither did she.

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