- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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