- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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