- Anti Joke

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

a dyslexic man walked his god.