Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Sex

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Justin with a hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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