Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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