Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

A: Do you like it B: No

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Michael Brown

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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