What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

White NBA players.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

how man

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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