- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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