- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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