- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Womens rights

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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