- Anti Joke

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Whats green? The color green.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

It was a beautiful day. Face.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.