A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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