- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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