A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

cory

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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