- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Jordan is pregant

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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