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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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