- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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