- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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