Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

osama bin laden is dead

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Cripples are lame.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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