- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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