- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Everybody will die

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Women's Rights

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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