- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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