How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Knock, Knock Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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