How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Everybody will die

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Women's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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