What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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