Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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