Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A miserable man committed suicide.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

CFL

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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