Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

hi michael

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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