What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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