ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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sucks Syntax...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sex

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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