- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I'd like to make a withdraw