How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

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