- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

haha black people :D

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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