why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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