- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

hi dave

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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