- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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