- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

White NBA players.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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