Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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