Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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