roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

The Princess is in another castle

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

it was all Tagart

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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