whats 7+4? 74

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A shark ate your mom

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Chuck Norris.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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