Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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I'm hungry.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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