A drunk guy walks into a car

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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A seal walks into a club.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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