your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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