Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's half of 8? o

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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