What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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