What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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