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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

N-E Pats never cheated

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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