What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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