Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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