- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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