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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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