A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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