- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

I forgot what i was gonna say

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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