Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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