- Anti Joke

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Jack Stevens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.