- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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