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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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