whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

womans having rights.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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